Check in with how you feel. MoodRx writes the prescription — then a coach who roasts you through every rep.
Yo-mama-inspired workout roasts, absurd by design. Flip on trash-talk mode and your coach goes after your effort mid-rep — the grunting, the shaky form, the five-pound dumbbells — in full, voiced-out-loud jokes built to get you out of your head and moving. Never your body, never you. Stupid on purpose, and it works.
MoodRx doesn't tell you to cheer up. It meets the mood you're in and gives it somewhere to go.
Six honest states. No 1-to-10 sliders pretending to be science — just pick the one that's true today.
MoodRx matches your state to one of 18 workouts built for it — plus the supplement worth taking today. Not a generic burner.
Your coach narrates the struggle, the shift, the glory, and the clarity. Then your before/after score goes in your evidence file.
Start with the straight talker. Unlock the live AI coach and a cast of over-the-top personalities when you want company that's a little unhinged.
No-nonsense, never cruel. The default voice that gets you off the couch without a pep-talk you'd roll your eyes at.
Reads your real history and talks to your patterns — what time you skip, which moods you dodge, where you actually show up. In character, every time.
A lineup of gloriously ridiculous characters — the blowhard, the ego, the sweet idiot, the vain one — each roasting you through your reps in their own voice.
Trash talk is opt-in. The rest of the time the coach meets your mood straight — honest, never saccharine. Real lines, matched to how you walked in.
“You're anxious about starting the thing that treats the anxiety. That's a you problem. Start anyway.”
“The stress isn't leaving. Your cortisol levels, however, are negotiable.”
“You feel terrible. The workout will also feel terrible. One of those is temporary.”
“You've been pacing, haven't you. Put it somewhere useful.”
“You can't think. Perfect. Thinking is optional for the next 30 minutes.”
“Feeling good? Rare. Suspicious. Let's not waste it.”
Own it once, or go MoodRx+ for the live AI coach and the full cast. First week's on the house.
MoodRx hits the App Store and Google Play any day now. Drop your email and we'll tell you the second it's live — no spam, no streak guilt.